thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes



snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you


stains:

this is my sisters contacts





walkerflexxasranger:

*freezes popsicles standing straight up so as not to cut off that lil piece when i open it*

walkerflexxasranger:

*freezes popsicles standing straight up so as not to cut off that lil piece when i open it*


ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far


bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me