"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
this is my sisters contacts
who did this
*freezes popsicles standing straight up so as not to cut off that lil piece when i open it*
has science gone too far
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me